Review: Hosed (Happy Cat #1) by Pippa Grant & Lili Valente

Hosed (Happy Cat, #1)

Hosed (Happy Cat #1)

by Pippa Grant & Lili Valente

The world’s sexiest firefighter is about to get a second chance with the virgin next door…

He’s bossy, arrogant, and so ridiculously hot he should come with a warning label and a pair of flame retardant coveralls.

He’s also the boy who broke my heart when we were in high school.

I want to move in next door to Ryan O’Dell the way I want to be the virgin gamer geek suddenly in charge of running my sister’s sex toy factory. Too bad both are written in my stars.

Yeah, I’m the world’s oldest virgin code-writing nerd.

And he’s the world’s hottest firefighter.

And even though he intimidates the heck out of me, I can’t seem to control my libido when he’s around.

Where is my dignity? My self-respect? My panties?

Seriously…. Have you seen them? Anyone?

Maybe they’re hiding in his bedroom. With my heart.

Yeah, I know. I’m hosed.

So hosed.

Hosed is a steamy, fun romantic comedy between a firefighter and the virgin nerd next door, complete with a pet raccoon, scandalous gossip, and dildo football. (No, really.) This romance has no cheating or cliffhangers, and ends with a banging hot happily ever after.


4 George Cooney Stars

Hosed is the first book in the Happy Cat series by Pippa Grant & Lili Valente. I’m not sure why I haven’t read this series by now but I sat down over Christmas and got stuck in. It’s one of those books that you read when you want something light and funny and not too taxing on the brain.

“What does that mean?” I ask. “The bee’s knees.” “Fantastic. Excellent. The very best.” I pause with my hand on the screen door. She looks up to find me staring and I smile. “I think you’re the bee’s knees, Cassandra Sunderwell.”

This was a story about a firefighter, a video programmer helping her sister out in her sex toy factory and a pet raccoon, named George Cooney. George the trashcan raccoon steals the show at times and makes laugh out loud moments throughout.

Hosed is a sweet and fun rom-com read, I have read everything by Pippa Grant and love her books so much and after reading Hosed I’ll have to get stuck into some of Lili Valente’s books now as well! Highly recommend!

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